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“Get this Dud-shell off my platform.” - Heather

First

Heather Hayes is second........jk

Mugen has no reversals left and I was confident in my button mashing ability to get out of that and give him a RIP Tide. But he got me! My neck still hurts

CQC with the upset win over AWOL! Wow! B2O says you’re welcome. Valkyrie held her own in that handicap match! She’s still a winner in my book!

Why does KD’s promos tickle me every time I listen to them?

My client is kinda restrained at the moment. But feel free to pick it up at The Ft. Lauderdale precent. It’s locked up in the evidence room.

I hit the fin button and it automatically did those flips to put him in the dominator. I had no control of that.

Telos has made some significant progress overtime since he first arrived and faced Cyborg. His ring awareness cost him to land him some big spots. But also I didn’t do my homework and forgot he’s too heavy to lift up and have total control. That almost cost me and I’m somewhat of a vet. My whole game plan had to change mid match! Learning is a continuous process and I’m glad you noticed that Flo! That means you’re starting to recognize your ring awarness. That finish was last minute thinking on Mugen’s part. I was up there and I said I can get out of this then when he said oh I can use my finisher here I said oh no.

Savage Lands = Bonkers! Let’s go!

H2O stands there in awe and is amazed at what he sees. The OCW World Lightheavyweight Champion sizes him up. On the other side, he is met with an unamused and unmoved version of himself. Future2O stands there as he chews his gum slowly like a horse. He becomes quickly annoyed. Future2O: Just what in the hell are you looking at? H2O: What year is this, H2O? Future2O: Where have you been? I no longer go by the name of H2O, you nitwit. I’m Harvey Ocean, the reigning OCW World Heavyweight Champion! World Heavyweight Champion? What happened to Kassidy Hayes? What happened to Mugen? Better yet, what happened to The Good Light? Harvey: You must be some drugged up crazy fan of mine? Beat it! Before I drop you where you stand. Harvey: ...and give me that mask! I want to see who you are. Wow, I became really uptight! That’s not like me. That scruffy look isn’t like me and that ugly tattoo on my back I’d NEVER! Harvey: Is the drugs kicking in again! I said give it to me! Harvey reaches for H2O’s hair and grabs it. He pulls on it and realizes that it’s not coming off. It’s real. H2O defends himself by putting his arms over his face to ward off any attack that his future self is ready to inflict. H2O: H2O isn’t going to fight you. As a matter of fact, H2O isn’t going to fight himself. Harvey has his hand pulled back and ready punish H2O. But after hearing...himself...speak he drops both his hands; releasing H2O from his grasp. Harvey stands there confused and a bit frightened. Harvey: It’s not a mask…where did you learn how to talk like how I used to? Like identical...Who in the hell are you? Harvey steps back towards the inside of his locker room. He gets ready to close his door. As he begins to shut it, H2O puts his foot and arm out to block him from shutting it. H2O: H2O is from 2018….again he asks you What year are we in? Harvey stops struggling to close the door. His body language reads that he’s no longer hostile. Harvey: You’re in 2020. H2O: H2O has some explaining to do. H2O walks into Harvey’s locker room. Harvey closes the door behind him as the scene fades to black. Moments later…. H2O walks out of Harvey’s locker room and into the hallway still explaining how all this came about. Then… Harvey comes creeping out of the locker room with a steel chair. He tip toes behind H2O and cracks him over the head one good time. H2O is laid out cold on the concrete floor. Harvey: You have sadly mishandled the powers of The Good Light. For so long TTT has dismantled and destroyed OCW with their bare hands….and for one..their feet. Harvey: For a long time you reigned as The OCW World Lightheavyweight Champion. Even became Tag Champion with B2O. Harvey bends over and searches for something in H2O’s pockets. As he continues to search… Harvey: Baker is The Lightheavyweight Champion now. Harvey: You...better yet...ME on the other hand….. Harvey finds what he was looking for. It’s the IPod Shuffle that controls Mugen’s Time Machine. He holds it up in the air as if he discovered an ancient artifact. Harvey: (Smiles) ...have to make some changes for the better good of OCW. It’s time for ME to put the O in OCW a few years early. Harvey stands up from the kneeling position and heads over towards the sounds of the car alarms that are still going off. There’s a parking lot security guard walking around and assessing the machine. As he begins a call on the radio Harvey races across the parking lot rushes the security from behind. The security guard falls forward and hits his head hard onto the steel frame of the machine. He too is knocked out cold. Harvey looks down to ground where security’s radio fell and hears dispatch try to radio in. He hears, “..we’re on our way.” Harvey knows he must hurry. He looks down at IPod Shuffle and then the security guard. He bends down quickly to reach for the guards pen and takes it. He searches for a tiny pin hole of a button at the bottom of the shuffle and presses the button with the pen. Harvey: There that’s it. Off the shuffling mode. Not this time, Ryu. Harvey presses the button to activate the time machine. He steps inside Machine and sets it to July 29th 2018 on the motherboard. All the lights to the motherboard flashes. The overhead light fades in and out. A loud humming can be heard as the machine starts to shake. Harvey: Time to speed up the course of history boys. Here I come. On the outside the security guards rush to their fallen comrade as a big bright white light emerges out from nowhere. They cover their eyes until the bright flash dims away. The time machine vanishes once again. But this time we know where it’s going.

A bright white light illuminates in what appears to be a parking lot. Car alarms and horns start to go off as an unsettling rumble occurs. Out from the light and splashing hard onto the pavement is Mugen’s Time Machine. Large amounts of water splashes to the ground as the wormhole sucked in not only the rain but much debris. From inside, H2O shakes some of the cobwebs out from his head from the hard landing. He stands up and gathers himself. As he finally settles, he pats his head to radio in Baker but the headset is gone. The look of worry and confusion creeps in slowly upon his face. H2O opens the door to step out and look around. Oh! No worries. I only landed just few clicks away from Mugen’s base. This is the parking lot to The Garden. Of course this stupid time machine wouldn’t work for me! I should’ve never trusted Ryu to help me. He gave me a faulty switch that activated this thing before I was even ready. I’m still in the same timeline! This means there’s no more Buffness. Which means there’s no Dimsmore. Which ultimately means I can’t get my hands on some Buff Blaster to defeat Mugen! I need to get ripped. I need to find a way to get stronger otherwise I’m going to leave Savage Lands with more than just a broken spirit. H2O rubs on the back of his neck. H2O heads inside Madison Square Garden to look for Baker or anyone and thing that’s familiar. He comes across a locker room. The door reads: Ocean? Since when did I- The door opens and out comes an unfamiliar but yet a familiar superstar. It’s...Me???

This reminded me of Carmella literally giving Asuka a “L”.

Give them hell at Savage Lands!

Yeah, that was Joyner Lucas, Jehst. B2O always have some of the wall theme cause that’s just what we are together...Off The Wall lol. We’re still safe. We have a pilot waiting on the rooftop of every hotel we stay just in case. We’re just top notch like that ;)

I wanted to pin Isuzu but he couldn’t stay in the ring..... Or was that the strategy? Hmmmm

Umm...have you met my client? She don’t even like ME to tell her what to do! I’ll be sure to relay this message.....via text, email, etc. She freaks me out in person.

Damian Bourne has some swag in him I see

Riots Women’s Division is about to spark

They coming...they coming!

Summertime woes.

Heather is starting to worry about her place with H2O it looks like....or is she given her confidence? H2O...you never know what this guy is up to until it’s too late. A cocky slimball that does like to play some games. Cyborg just got pummeled by a rook and couldn’t do anything about it for a week. Why the heck was in that office? All my clients seem to be a bit busy right now and as their handler I wish I could give more info. Tune to Riot to find out more. Hopefully, they’ll answer my calls and I could give you some more details.

My man Baker walk away with the victory! He carries his own light in the palm of his hand!

Telos with the victory over Cort! I popped!!!! Good job!!!

Kass stay drinking a bottle of Shade2O over there but it’s all good. I AM at an advantage Jay being that I’m always in The World Heavyweight Champions Head lol. But no I seen that Quartz was holding onto his reversals like they were gold so hell yeah I forced him to use them. I want him to more confident in the ring. He held back compared to his previous matches in my opinion.