OCW Turmoil 01-20-2009

[Versus]

Thank you for your critique Kip. I'll take your advice, regarding my wardrobe, into consideration. Then I'll take that, drink 5 coffee's, wait for the squirts to kick in, and use your advice to wipe my brown-eye. Green, color of weed...also, color of money, and if green's what I'm living for, then green's what I'm rockin. (although I have recently smoked some orange/blue weed...)

 

Plus, I'm the VP. Mention the wardrobe one more time, and I'm going to put you in a 'dress like SDW' match. Yeah, gives ya chills doesn't it?

[Kip Conrad]

Thank you for your critique Kip. I'll take your advice, regarding my wardrobe, into consideration. Then I'll take that, drink 5 coffee's, wait for the squirts to kick in, and use your advice to wipe my brown-eye. Green, color of weed...also, color of money, and if green's what I'm living for, then green's what I'm rockin. (although I have recently smoked some orange/blue weed...)

 

Plus, I'm the VP. Mention the wardrobe one more time, and I'm going to put you in a 'dress like SDW' match. Yeah, gives ya chills doesn't it?

 

OUCH!

[Mr.Sensation]

In response to MR.Deano horse inquiry on Riot, I wrote my essay and it killed TNT last week seeing as how the responses afterward where nil. So With that being said I am going to refrain from that in the future.

[Deano Horse]

The discussion was dead before you posted JS. Plus its always nice to hear peoples opinions on the shows.

 

Smythe vs Mayhem was an interesting match. Mayhem took full advantage of the TLC stipulation by hammering down on Smythe with whatever piece of metal he could find. I liked the flow of the match. Smythe saved himself from a huge defeat by finding form later on in the match but sadly it was too little too late.

 

Kip Conrad giving me style tips is like lecturing the Pope on how to be holy. Aren't those blue tie-dye tights your wearing? Do they match your blue tie-dye dressing gown? It's like watching a pair of skanky curtains walk to the ring.

[Mr.Sensation]

The Captain of the ship lost a rudder. I loled on the inside. I sorta knew where the match was going once I saw Mayhem Put himself over Via Text during Smythe's Entrance.

[Parker]

The Captain of the ship lost a rudder. I loled on the inside. I sorta knew where the match was going once I saw Mayhem Put himself over Via Text during Smythe's Entrance.

 

EXACTLY what I thought...lmfao....was a total give away.

kinda lame...

[Smythe D. Wonder]

Haha the funny thing was... I recorded the match and added the subtitles...

wanted to put Mayhem over... he's like the new Cross... we need a huge guy that should be unfukwitable... Mayhem fits the bill... lol

[Michael Morrison]

What the hell? I go to check out the comments of my fellow OCW members and what do I see? I'm getting fashion advice from someone who had the same hairstyle my mother did in 1979 and wears an outfit which looks like it came out of the back-end of a magical, 6 foot pigeon that ate a box of pastel crayons.

 

By the way, I'm going to start calling Kip, "A6". No, not because he's stylish like the Audi A6, but because it looked like he had 3 Adams Apples when I gave him the Nutcase last week. Although, watching Deano slap you around like a hooker overdosing on H, it might have been enough to knock em back down.... lets just hope that they don't get your pinky confused for your jimmy, because then you'd be the first guy who could literally ball his fist in rage.

 

Now lets move on to Kang, who recently, is all over my nuts about the change in attire. Look Kang, I understand that you're probably upset because I ruined your masturbation routine. Now when ever you try to spank one out to a pic of Mad Mike, you can't help but think of Steven Segal, which is all kinds of fucked up, but we won't get into that.

 

To add to your homo-erotic fascinations, you then start trying to picture me as a little school girl, jumping up and down with joy. My guess is that you're one of the many green dots people see when they look up registered sex offenders near their area. Maybe they can put a Burger King crown on your dot so they know it's you and people can avoid situations like this...

 

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On to the show.

 

Although I agree with Burger Kang, on the constant backing away from each other -- which caused some humorous back and forth swing-and-a-miss action -- the match was pretty entertaining.

 

It also looks like the Omega Black Dragons, have been put on notice by Weapons of Mass Destruction, so either Steve Blackman is back, or those one new guys are about to reveal themselves to OCW. I was wondering where they went.

 

Vindicator: That night, I was that victim. It changed my fate, my destiny. But victims; aren’t we all?

I knew it, Vindicator is Eric Draven. Come on, you had to know that either Mania or myself, would catch that.

 

I was on the fence about the feud between Trips and Smith, but it's starting to intrigue me. It had a rough start due to the reviews and comments about the attack last week, but they're not letting that effect them and seem to be on the right track with it now.

 

It was cool to have a match against Blade. Typcially I don't like to speak on the mic when doing an offiicial match, because it's usually late and I don't want to wake up the wife and when I talk through a match, I end up pulling the same moves over, because I'm not concentrating. I made an exception with Blade, because he's just a funny dude, and it's been a while since we've had a match.

 

There were some parts that seemed to drag out between attacks, probably because of our discussion during the match, so I decided to spice up the video with some clips in-between to speed it up.

 

As for the remark of Blade being a "combo whore", he actually didn't overdo it. Allot of people, recently, use killer combo attacks, but unlike some, Blade is old-school (like myself) and mostly uses strikes in his combos -- back in the day, allot of guys would throw like 3-5 punches before a grapple to throw people off -- which doesn't do allot of damage.

 

Usually, if you count the amount of quick grapples it takes to turn someone from yellow to orange, it takes twice the amount of strikes to do the same.

 

The reference to Trance's batteries dying during his Guitar Hero RP with Rox, was a bad idea in my opinion. Had the original incident not dragged out so long ago, it might have been funny, but to me it just brought back bad memories of flaming threads and outraged members (see what I did there?). It would be equivalent to Kramer (from Seinfeld) writing an "funny" RP about racist remarks. I think it would be better to never speak of it again, but that's just my view on it.

 

That's all I got for now; still need to watch the last page of the show.

[K.Dangelo]

Well 1st match had no music background so it was like one of those NewJapan fights where the crowd really gets into it good match to guys.

Oh and Morrison squirter thats no way to talk to a lady.

Leon way to welcome back Carlos.

Blade vs Morrison had a very entertaining match with the pics through the match.Also my pick for match of the night.

The tag match was like a ironman match it lasted like forever.

Way to go Smythe you almost spoiled Mayhem's return ,great entrance too.

[Justin Rockstar]

Mayhem's Entrance > Undertaker's Entrance