Parker

'Doctor H Quinne'...oh Poe...you card you..haha Love it.

Haha...Brad....Mr.Slim is ocw's godfather :) I like it....braugh

*The camera fades in to a frantic Billy stood infront of a sink, looking in the mirror, with black paint running off his face as he is scrubbing wildly* Billy-Gotta get this off, I'm so late, I'm so late...how the hell did this get here? *BANG BANG BANG* Agent-Billy?? Billy?? You in there? Your over an hour late? The photographer is about to leave..What the hell are you doing in there? Billy-*Mumbles to himself* Crap..crap..*shouts* Er..hang on, i won't be a minute..I er....overslept! Agent-Hurry up man..why is this door locked? Let me in! Billy-Just a minute! *Billy is still scrubbing at his face* How the hell did this stuff get on there?...This is over with..it's not supposed to be here. Billy- Huh?..What was that? *Billy whips his head round after hearing a whisper in the room* *As Billy turns back towards the mirror, a black and white image flashes before his eyes* Billy-No, no...I'd buried you..you can't be here.. *Whispered voice*...'Outcast'....I remember what you did..... Billy-No...NO..Gotta stay in control *Billy clasps his head,closes his eyes and starts to control his breathing* *Whispered voice*-I know what you did to Justin Rockstar...you tortured him to the brink...no one has seen him since..you don't belong here... Billy-LEAVE ME ALONE...I can't do it...I won't! *Billy looks in the mirror and sees all the paint has gone, he quickly grabs his robe and hurries to the door* Agent-Come on man, what's the hold up? Who were you talking to? Billy-What? I...er..no one, I had the tv on whilst I was getting ready. *Billy hurries off down the corridor* *The agent leans in to close the door and as he peers round the room he notices there is no tv in Billy's room* Agent-What the hell? Wierd.......

You know that there's no hardcore or tag division anymore right? :p so that leaves 1 v 1 all the way....../sigh

Billy Le'Beau is officially retired. I also believe Omega Dragon is retired to.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I go away for 10 days and this shit happend? DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! What an eventful few days you guys have had :) Bye bye Dane, you fucking idiot.

I wasn't having a pop at you Knox :) i just meant lhvies in general..lol..i hate you all....lucky I'm a face now or i'd make it my mission to banish all lhvies from OCW...except Aries:)

I hate lhvies..it's all whips and running attacks..../sigh..this is why i mark for Aries, he fights like a heavy. I mark for 'The Crazy Bunch'. Genetic Superiors....lmfao.

I wanna know what's happened to Kangs and Sideshows 'comebacks' :(

1st wooooooo..now to watch match of the day 2, then back for the ppv. :) Smythe will hate this..there's too many mystery men rp's..lmao, even for me, and i like them. I'm guessing they arent all the same person, as we have ??? & 'mystery man' and ??..lol

Hopefully me and Guy will get ours done today/night..i've been working late all week and due to the timezones i keep missing him. But it will be in before the deadline.

That would be my choice in music Mr.Dawonder :) glad you liked it.... And I liked the mystery man stuff..I thought it was done a bit differently with the video at the end,plus it leaves you hanging for the next part.

The video at the end is bad ass, but as for 'Where's the drama'?..its hard to make that stuff in 09, as you have no face factions in OCW currently, plus you have to make everyones caw individually which makes it a huge pain in the ass[hopefully 2010 has caw trading], as i'd love to make videos like that.

I hate Guy Fausto......I have changed dammit :( /crosses fingers behind back.

The single lowest point in my OCW career :(...in my entire smackdown playing life.... I'd love to see Xcaliburs durability, as that son of a gun just doesnt take damage.....and that finisher = gay :(

Weapons eh?

Hmmm.....Interesting.

Kinda sad that even with the 35-ish members we have, we struggle to even get 2 pages of show dicussion...can somebody please tell me why we continue to put the effort in week after week? Instead of just taking a break until 2010 or something?...this is a serious question, hopefully someone will give me a legit answer and not the usual trash answer.

Wesley is Smythe's cousin :)..he's just annoying like a little brother though. 'The Family' have awesome theme music....HOWEVER.....Damian Christ has the GAYEST hair in the history of OCW, you look like Chyna in facepaint :) please change that shit. I'm loving these recent Rp's by Guy, very cutting, 'Mid card for life Trips'..lmao

Awesome man, never seen this before, the hype video before the match was pretty dam good..I <3 Vega..wish he'd return, the Flying Dutchman finisher looks insane in highlight videos. There's an insane spot in this match involving Vega, 2 tables, a ladder and a moonsault :)

My legacy is pretty safe :) There is'nt 19 different active superstars on the roster for you to beat...lol

Good show this week...I love watching Smith's hardcore defenses..they make me miss competing in the hardcore division..keep it up champ. Guy shooting on jay in his rp?..lol..nice explenation for the Hobo. Smythe's rp were great this weekk...glad to see the tag belts hopefully resurfacing. The ME was a great match, the ending was interesting.....

Hell of a match...and lmao at nate doing the jericho dance..haha

*The Camera opens on the face of Jim Black, sitting on what looks to be a giant beanbag, looking very uncomfortable* Jim-Hello OCW, I'm here,live on set for an exclusive look at the self proclaimed, European future winner of 'America's Next Top Model' Billy Le'Beau. *The camera pans round to Billy, who is slouched down in his beanbag, wearing a white bathrobe and flip flops* Billy-Hey Jim, are the flashes bothering you? Jim-Excuse me? Billy-The flashes, from the camera's..are they bothering you? I told the guys I was taking 5, but they can't resist shooting me. *Jim takes a quick look around, and all he sees is 1 small man with a polaroid camera* Jim-Err...no..the 'flashes' aren't bothering me at all. Billy-Good,good..I don't want any distractions, dammit, my fake tan has smudged onto my bathrobe...2 secs, let me get this sorted...WARDROBE!..WARDROBE! We have a situation here, can I get a rub down? *A few seconds later, a toilet roll hits Billy in the back of the head* Billy-Dammit, can't get good help these days Jim..it's all about the presentation bay, all about the presentation! Jim-Ok, whatever you say sir, now, onto why you called me hear..something about your portfolio. Billy-Yes that's right, I wanted to give OCWFED a sneak peek into my ever expanding portfolio, and show you why I'm hot shit in the modelling world. Jim-Ok..I hear you have been endorsing some 'interesting' products... Billy-All this stuff is huge overseas man, my fans go crazy for it, especially the housewife's, they love a bit of Billy..here' take this for example... http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/8/stebag/f_h9utww4e68jm_db7b1fc.jpg *Jim splurts out muffled laughter* Jim-Oh my god..i'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh..is that..is that a spatula? Billy-It's ok man, I told you, it's all about the presentation, how many people do you know with their face on a spatula Jim-I don't even know anybody who would WANT their faces on a spatula! Billy-Which is why I'm gonna be huge..I have my fingers in so many pies Jim..here..look at the next page.... http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/8/stebag/f_156nmghgkuhm_604c2b7.jpg *Jim just sits there looking bewildered* Billy-I know, I know..words can't derscibe how good I make this stuff look..here's one of my favourite's coming up...let me set the scene..your wlking down the street, your randomly looking around, you notice people all over walking head first into lamp posts whilst checking out their own feet..you might think this is strange, until you yourself get yourself a pair of 'Le'Beau laces'! http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/8/stebag/f_1637l3htukrm_a26b6aa.jpg Jim-I....I...I......I honestly don't know what to say... Billy-It's ok Jim, I invited you here to showcase my work..I understand if your in awe of me. Jim-Is he serious? *Jim looks around the small warehouse* Really? anybody? somebody? Billy-Ok Jim, sorry but I gotta wrap this up, If i don't sign those autographs then they will never shut up. *Jim looks round and the only female in the building is an old looking tea lady in the corner* Billy-Here Jim, take a batch of these,please, give one to your wife and your kid.and anybody else who asks for a photo of me..I've even signed a few of them...look for them everywhere in stores soon..... *Billy hands Jim a small box,Jim opens the box, and with a look of utter shock on his face,reaches into the box and pulls out the all new 'Billy Bumper Sticker' http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/8/stebag/f_rk1cuq3jdbm_af60474.png *Without another word said, a bewlidered looking Jim leaves his seat and makes his way over to the door as Billy sits there rubbing in his fake tan* Jim-OCW..this has been Jim Black, on set with the one and only Billy Le'Beau*

Ohh..nice card..I think this is my first official match against Trance.