Everything posted by Parker
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Wrestlution 5
The show was bad ass..seriously bad ass. Few things I marked out for- My Ma'jin and Casey HOF tribute t-shirt...no1 else picked up on it so I'll mention it here! Screw you guys! The birth of the now Pee Stee trademarked Top Rope Chair Stomp. Bret 'Mart' returning and winning the TV title..I would have marked more if I would have seen the Sharpshooter, but I was equally happy with the 'Amart Shuffle'...decent match there, i'm sure that before the pimp gimmik bBraddock was a huge hoss, he looks small to me now, dunno why. Baxter's attire's and skill at this game are always under rated, he will be getting a superstar video shortly as he's a solid dude who has been troopin' on for ever. Poe is slim...Poe-ker Poe was a roid monkey, this Poe is slim, almost creepy, sickly thin..but in a good way..he looks smaller than most Ex wrestlers. I have not and will not watch the stupid drag queen battle royal, I saw the fisrt intro and was like 'fuck this trash'. The FI went better than expected, I honestly thought it was gonna be a huge cluster fuck just due to the people involved and how they feel towards each other, but i was suprised. Aries vs Trance was awesome,MOTN for sure, the ending was excellent, great editing job. As was Smythe vs Spoon, it wasn't as one sided as I thought it was going to be, and spoon seemed to have shaken off his loss to Hazard the other week, the ending to this was very well edited also, the moves all flowed into each other. Leon vs Guy- I hate stoners...that is all. The ME...at first i thought it was a bit 'meh'..I was even gonan rename our champion the Monster 'Meh'-yhem, but after re-watching it, I dont' see a problem, like it's been mentioned before, he hit his sig on Trips, then his finisher on Valmont, then another sig on Valmont..it ended when it should have. Big Show ends matches with that move, why can't Mayhem? I'm still sad there's no Hardcore or Tag Titles active in OCW.....tag titles maybe fair enough as tag matches can take like 40 minutes per match...but hardcore is no excuse..it's a different style of match and gives us something else to watch.
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Wrestlution 5
Oh man...the ending to Smythe vs Mania was AWESOME! I marked...big time. edit- And Aries vs Trance...dam....people are pulling out all the stops! I love it!
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Smythe Dawonder: everything to gain at Lution 5
Good stuff right there, Smythe has had a good run with the NA title, proving he can hold singles gold.
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Wrestlution 5 Card
Dam nice card...didn't see Djack/Xcal comin at all...is it strange that for the 1st year out of all the Lution's the FI match is the one I'm LEAST looking forward to?
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Riot 4-22-2010
I mark for Trance's jacket.
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"By Any Means Necessary" - Plans from The Administrators
OCW could save money buy these means- 1. Get rid of Le'ttuce's ho's. 2. Have Riot in the same arena every week, stop traveling around the country..it works for TNA.........or does it??:p 3.Scrap Riot and bring back Asylum! [Low budget, bingo hall style looking arena] 4.Stop offering free rehab to current or past stars which struggle with drink and drug addiction..I hear Double A and The Steve take up 1/4 of OCW's budget in travel expenses!
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OCW on the verge of bankruptcy?
How the hell can OCW be on the verge on bankruptcy when they havent paid any wages in like 4 years! :)
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Wrestlution 5 Fan Fare
Now that....is awesome.
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Riot 4-16-2010
Imo Mayhem has the best caw i have seen through all of 2010, the look, the music and the 'feel' when he enters is all awesome, he's brought that 'behemoth' aura back to his character and everything about him screams 'monster', the skin tone and everything just fits so well..his intro with Leon wa sawesome, leon as the scrawny guy behind him pointing the way made me lol...and the editing at the end was awesome.
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The Desk 4 15 2010
I could listen to Jay talk all day [in a no homo way] , the desk's crack me up,he definitly has a voice for radio, and for some reason makes me laugh even when he is just rambling on talking about fuck all, people rambling usually turns out funnier then when they have a set topic. Please god never sing again though :)
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The Desk 4 13 2010
'Bitchy ass Parker'........words cut deep man...words cut deep:(
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Riot 3-11-2010
Either change the tagline or let someone who can actually pull it off post the show! :p
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"The Coming"
http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/3/6/stebag/f_y3xkhtppkthm_a0fc914.gif :p but seriously..not bad for a 1st atempt, still better than half the shit Hazard churns out.
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Riot 2-24-2010
You wouldn't have heard it as I typed it,you would have READ it. Smart ass. :p
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Riot 2-24-2010
Star Wars is for uber geeks..yes that's right, i'm a star wars fan and I have a wife, which equals pussy... where as World of Virgins is for just that...Single,lonely,Virgins.....and fags. :p
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Riot 2-24-2010
WoW is for fags.
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Riot Card
Play CoD with him for like 30 minutes and he goes so loud and girly only dogs can hear him. :p
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Smythe Dawonder Post Clash Interview (SPOLIER ALERT)
Just got done watching that match [first match I have watched in like 2 months] and although it was way too long, it was an awesome match, and the build up to the ending was a shocker, wasn't expecting that.
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Riot 1-28-2010
Hazard looks more like The Miz than The Miz does! That is seriously gay, isn't there some kind of rules in OCW about being a complete clone/rip off of real wrestling characters? I know a few people have been based off people in the past, but that shit is ridiculous..he also has possibly the WORST theme music in the history of OCW.
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Riot 1-20-2010
Lmfao at the polaroid! Mayhem can multi task.....looks like Mayhem ran over Mayhem! Congratz man..that's some feat!
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1st Riot of The New Year
I actually thought I was starting to miss this place...then I read this thread....oh well.
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1st Riot of The New Year
Don't be silly Smythe, complementing someone would take away from all the people burying their co-players and bitching about what they deserve that goes on in every Riot thread. There is no time for this nonsense of which you speak......
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A Sensational Tribute 2009
Hold up hold up!!! I aint even watched the show...but THIS is your OCW champion??? http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/1/1/stebag/f_q7cqiv0n663m_3b90c0f.jpg AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (only joking, congratz Ryder) :D
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Certified Greatness 2009
Speed above 90 is ridiculous..but I do think people need atleast a mimimun given speed stat, like I mentioned earlier, 70 hvy and 75 lhvy, you could even cap it at 80/85.
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Certified Greatness 2009
There must be something that increases the walking speed, as some people walk faster than others..I just presumed it would be speed.