Code Jackman

It's good to be back

Also, the highlight of turmoil was in viewing party with gooch sleeping.

I did enjoy the first match between mantis vs asher. There was a lot of great spots and potential spots that could have happened. BUT..... Please if its a show opener don't make it 20 minutes. Treat it as if it's a two-hour show. You open and supposed to have a 10-15 match and it exceeds which it did then you have to trim minutes off the next matches. If you screw up in the first match you might have screwed up the entire night. It's like we have to send people out back to interfere so the ref can call the match.

let's see if he shows

I am disappointed in this one. Is there a markdown section?

Code Jackman stands up and begins to leave his box suit at the Enterprise Center in St. Louis, Missouri after the Blues lost to the Bruins 5-1. Code Jackman: Hold on one second let me finish this last drink of Beer. Jackman stood up and his cell phone falls from his lap. Code Jackman: Crap, that better not have broken. Jackman picks up his phone to see that he has over 500 notifications. Code Jackman: What the hell? I didn’t tweet anything. Did I get fired? Jackman scrolls through the notifications from his phone that are titled “Body Pillow” and how comments say we want them, this better not be fake, and where can we purchase this? Code Jackman: What the hell is a Body Pillow? I have never heard of a thing. Jackman sits back down in his comfy chair at the arena and grows leery. Code Jackman: Wait a second if I didn’t make this, that means I’m not making any money. My entire body is on this pillow. That is mine! Jackman begins to scroll through his contacts vigorously and begins to call someone. Code Jackman: Do you see this online? You do? There is only one person I know of who would do this only for the sake of money… Security: Hello Mr. can you please take your phone call outside and leave so the cleaners can come in? Jackman walks out still on the phone.

im fucking crying

WRESTLER NAME: Code Jackman HOMETOWN: St. Louis, MO HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 239 THEME SONG: Man in the Box SIGNATURE MOVES(S) - Box Muncher (Inverted Alabama Slam) - Legs for Days (diving leg drop) FINISHERS(S) - Jack In the Box (Fameasser 2) - Mega Jack in the Box (Diving Fameasser) NOTABLE FEUDS: 8-month feud with B17 ACCOLADES 1x CCW Champion 2x Turmoil Tag Champion Biography: Mustache and chest hair. Just a dude trying to find a focus.

The scene opens on a farm on the outskirts of Lincoln, Nebraska. The cows are mooing, chickens clucking, and the pigs rolling in shit on a nice beautiful Thursday evening. In the distance is a farmhouse away from the fields and animals. ???: Corn! Dinner is ready. From the pig pen where the pigs are rolling around Corn Ricketts gets up from rolling around with the pigs. Corn Ricketts: Thank you, granny! Corn whips his sweaty face with his right hand. He thought he had most of the mud and shit off his hand and smeared a handful of it on his face. Corn Ricketts: Oh Oinkie, look what you made me do. Same with you Cletus, Wiggles, Pinky, Scarlett, Vern, Chucky well shoot. All of you made me do this. Corn Begins to chuckle and laugh as he falls on his back and makes a mud/shit angel. Corn Ricketts: I wonder what granny made for dinner. I hope it is my favorite beef stew with grilled corn on the cob. Granny: Corn I am not going to say it again. Get your ass in here. Corn Ricketts looks at the pigs: Gotta go, fellas, I’ll see you after dinner. Corn washes up at hose next to the barn where he found the old overalls that he used to wear a few months back. He began to wash his bare ass as he thought of the time he wrestled against Mark Reese at the farming convention. Corn Ricketts: Now thinking about, I really missed that place. Especially Jose! My security guard friend was so nice to me. I might have to take a trip back to New York. Corn now rinses off his hair as he noticed a few people walking by. Corn Ricketts waves: Good evening neighbors. Neighbor: Good lord Ricketts, can you do that inside. Corn Ricketts: The breeze feels good. You and your wife should try out sometime. Have a nice night. Corn grabs his clothes and begins his naked walk up the road to his house.

Code Jackman scrolls through OCW twitter account watching the latest video of Valk and Flojo looking at sneakers. Jackman: Oh man, Belle is going to be out for a while. Jackman keeps watching as he looks up to the sealing at his parents’ home in St. Louis, Missouri as if he came up with an idea. Jackman: I wonder if they will be auditioning for another part in their Lollipop Chainsaw group. Jackman then likes and retweets the video and continues to keep scrolling.

"Sparks: I am TY Sparks and I am a Hobbit." I am laughing way too much at this!!!

The scene opens up at John F. Kennedy International airport as Code Jackman is waiting at a Starbucks getting his favorite Moca Latte when he is rushed by a few beat reporters from TMZ, ESPN, and OCW.com. OCW.com reporter: Code Jackman, what are your thoughts after your match against your GM Malu? Code Jackman: I was the underdog the entire time. I have been the underdog since I have been in OCW and I finally had my moment. It doesn’t matter who came out to face me, I am the underdog. Nobody wanted me in this match, I heard it from a lot of people backstage. I didn’t let that effect me. To answer your question, I mean it sucks, I really thought I had him in the final minutes of the match, but I guess the better man won. TMZ reporter: Code, what did you think of Jett Draven coming out to attack Malu and possibly challenge him for the title. Jackman looks at the reporter like he asked him a stupid question. Code Jackman: What is this a Japan promotion where you have to come out to attack someone for a title shot? What has he done? Really, you tell me what he has done in OCW? You can’t speak for yourself so you want someone to come out here and be your voice while you fight? Jackman pauses for a moment. Code Jackman: I know I was lucky to win the title in the fatal four way, but I am here every week doing something. If it is not me that is number one contender for the CCW title it sure in hell not him. I am not the only one who thinks this. Go ahead and tweet that or facebook something. ESPN Reporter: Code, first off, that was an incredible match, but what is the next step for you? Jackman grins and smiles. Code Jackman: Well, I am going to go back to my home town, ice my body, try to connect with people I have wronged in the past and ask them for forgiveness. I already have crossed one person off the list in Wrex. OCW.com reporter: You said there was going to be a press conference for your match? What happened and why wasn't there one? Code Jackman: I have been sick since Monday and I started to feel better during Prime yesterday. I thought it was the best bet not to hold one. Jackman looks at the reporters as they say thank you to Code and leave. Code Jackman shouting: I mean what I said, I don’t think he should be in the picture. Speakers at JFK International: Now boarding flight 232 to St. Louis.

Ok, I don't know about you guys but I enjoy what The Last Blacksmith is doing. I was surprised as hell he kicked the head off of Valk. My only hope is Kass somehow steals the horse head and burns it or holds it ramson. I want this match a lution!

Thank you.

Match Reviews (Rookie) Battle Royal- I liked this one a lot. It could have showcased a little more from everyone, but it would be hard in a limited amount of space in the ring. I have become a Mathew May fan, so you better not screw this up. Congrats to Watts on the win. Looking forward to seeing what comes from this. 2.7/5 stars. (Turmoil) Triple Threat Match- Fun ending with LBS hitting his finisher on both guys but not being able to win the match. Benji surprised me in this match and I want to see more from Benji. I’m glad to see Bray comeback and get what he deserves and that’s a match with Thomas Archer. 3/5 stars. (Riot) Tag Match- Interesting start to the match. Very shocked to see quartz return and it helped Rust out in big way. How many times does it take for KD to get on the ring apron lol. Great back in fourth action between the two teams. I cant believe that CQC is back as champions again. 3.5/5 stars. Everrett vs Dupree- This was a match! Hard hitting, hard moves and a great match. Everrett retained and beat down Dupree looking strong. 4/5 stars. 6 woman tag match- This was a fun match to watch and to listen. There was a lot of action and the team make up was perfect. Woman division is looking strong for this match. I like Empress character and moveset works well with that style of wrestling. I was hopping for a comeback from valk from when she tapped out Blaine. Then she took out Moore! This match was getting nuts. Empress with the win was insane. I enjoyed this match from start to finish. 4.4/5 stars. Maxwale vs Minio- A good quick match and Minio is still your champion. Congrats! Maxwale had good in ring ability. 2.8/5 stars Bingo vs Wrex- Bingo looked strong in this match as he usually does in high stake matches. Mugen died for my sins and wrex kicked out at the last minute, that was very close. Then a bingo punch and wrex kicked out again! B17 went for the bingo punch and wrex fell was a good moment for this match. B17 was locked in during this match and it is about time he is champion once again at R2G. 3.4/5 Pugh vs Doc Green - Great match top too bottom. I thought Pugh was going to get it at the end, but Doc pulled away with it. This match had me jumping no lie. 4.5/5.

I really like the LBS and Bray segment in the show. Very good use of video work through an Rp.

Boop

Nobody likes Valk

#BookCorn

#BookCorn lol

I really enjoyed Bray and Betamax RP. Very funny!

Completely accident. I didn't want to lose that match.

As always as I review the show I put myself in the viewers shoes and not as a person involved with OCW so enjoy my review. Tayy and Benji RP: Shows some rude ways by Benji towards Tayy. I like the arrogance Benji gives off in this. Belle and Empress RP: Typical woman, she has a Starbucks coffee. Empress comes off as the heel from this coffee incident. Will we have a Coffee Cup on a pole match in the near feature? Elsa vs Belle Match: This match would no load for me…☹ Ashley Moore/Clark RP: I am enjoying this feud with Moore and Valk I want more! It is nice to see that Moore is about to go one on one with Dragana Moore vs Dragana Match: Dragana look very strong in this match. You can tell Moore was not on her +A game. I was expecting Valk to make an appearance after the match maybe it is a good thing she didn’t come out because of last week! Sparks RP: This was a fun RP at first when looking at sparks you don’t see a heel but now you do. Crowd obviously doesn’t like him. I wonder why is it because he aligns himself with Keith Hendrix? Elsa and Terra RP: in the future I would not want to be on Terra bad side. I feel like Elsa was going to the Vegan place for lunch things would turn south. I feel Terra coming up at some point for vengeance. Moore/Dragana/valk RP: HA! I liked how valk said, “Didn’t Dragana teach you that being quiet will do you a lot more good?” The power of the foot from valk! I enjoyed this! Corn Ricketts RP: let me know what you guys think about this one! Benji vs Tayy Match: You don’t touch Benji and you don’t beat Benji. Great showing from the ex-pornstar! Black with Bray RP: Good RP! Way to tie in things that happened in the past such as leaving the coming back by being mentored b17. Should be a good match. Turmoil Ball SUPER is here! Sparks vs Code Match: Let me know what you guys think about this one! Cassidy and FloJo RP: Oooo a look at Flojo looking at the new talent Empress since she called her out last week. Interesting! Capo beatdown: Feud is going on further from when capo came out and attacked Jehst at DN. Really wish these guys could team up again but who knows maybe they will. Cort RP: Ah father Cort. I want him to fight shep and see what he can do against him this time. Bournistico RP: A good rp by the duo to look ahead in the future of the possibilities that could happen to the team. B17 vs Bray Match: very friendly match to start off. You can tell these two care about each other still even though Bray is owned by Code Jackman. Bray had to play catch up entire match from B17. Bray Wins!!! Did bray just come back to the C community though? They all seemed happy in the ring together. Austin Lee with a cuter and kick to Jackman. C community had to retreat. Austin Aires saved B17! Wow! Jehst RP: A good Rp to bring it back that Capo kicked his ass earlier in the night. This showed some flow throughout the show with these two. There is always consequences for your actions Capo. Jim and Cort RP: “Pughfan95 says “Hate him. No psychology. Most boring wrestler on the planet. Go back to your mole hole and gives us more PUGH!”” Oh my gosh lol I bet Jake wrote this. Cort is a great writer and enjoys this ranting stuff. Mistico vs Aries Match: This was a good Wrestling match! Mistico getting the win helps with the chance of them winning the tag titles at some point between Austin Aires. The RP earlier in the night may come true. C community PSA: Let me know what you guys think of this! Johnny and Dragana:This kind of jumped around to me. I wanted more about the Blaine situation but this still works because I know this will come up again hopefully! Cort again RP: Good TV time for Cort Marshall. This is a funny Rp. Need to get Sensation on in a new one! Them going back in forth in Corts state of mind would be great. Terra and Clark RP: Yes! Finally, some action putting Alyssa in her place! I would not mess with Terra you don’t know what she is capable of holding all that anger and emotion in from everyone. Drago Rp: Good follow up from when LBS called him out for a match. I’m ready for the Clash cause that horse kick is lethal. We might see a new champion! Wrex vs Trance Match: Wrex not fighting pisses me off! I want Wrex to fight! Fay fury though this is going to get interesting for Fury vs Trance. Trance actually had a very good air from his frog splash. Fury beating Trance is impressive. Needed outside interference for this match. Screw this Scumfucks! Valk Rp: Great way to end the show with this. Surprised Brulee didn’t counter though… This is a nice human realism Rp.

The only match that is not loading for me is Elsa vs Belle so far.