Useless Dane Xavier

On your "other" account.

Hmm... I think Bloom forgot about my PM... and last weeks shenanigans make no sense now... oh well, I'll make the best of it. FINALLY DANE IS IN THE MAIN EVENT!

I like that KD and Jookie were all over this show, and them using their suspension to push their "bein held back by da man" gimmick is great. Can't wait to face you guys next week. The only qualm I have with you is your team name... D-Evolution... not to sound racist or anything but if one were to de-evolve then that would turn them back into... you know what, never mind, I like it! I mark for turtles swimming upside down in a bowl. Mayhem, you were bound and determined to hit the hell hammah on a chair, when you couldn't throw Trips in the corner that one time i was like WTF?? And you just kinda stood there like *sigh.* Seemed like you kept getting screwed out of doing it, but the main event was great nonetheless. That's all that really stands out in my mind about the show, the first match was slow and boring, but this entire show was solid. Keep it up fellas.

There's something relevant about me facing Trance, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Oh that's right, he's Bloodline's leader. I told ya we'd get to them eventually Bax.

The administrators fired the announcers, which is the biggest firing they've made to date.

The ME was... decisive. And LOL at Mayhem falling when trying to chase Guy.

Yeah, he was pretty excited about that, dude was acting like a fan in the ring. Hilarious!

I smell two burning things, ganj and fireworks.

Hey look, Riot is up.

What about it?

I thought I was going to pull a Bryan Danielson.

Really?

Kanye, I want you to chill when we get to the VMA's, iight?.

I recorded for them, and I tend to fit the music in like that. Sort of a pet peeve of mine not to cut off songs at the end of a match.

First time the name Dane Xavier's been on a card since... ooooh, nevermind...

DANE'S WORD OF THE DAY: Shape-shifting All the feuds are shape-shifting up nicely. I like what the Administrators are doing with Carlos Cruz, very creative. And Gaines' beef with Trance and Trance's urgency to get the EX belt back from Aries makes for a great combination. KD/Jook, I like the chemistry you have together, but your work is all over the place, get on track and get something going. All the RPs with with Smythe/Fausto/Mayhem gave me a Main Event to look forward to. The main event was great too, I liked the commentary that was thrown in during the entrances, made them worth watching. EDIT: I liked how the Main Event ended too, short but sweet and to the point. Probably the biggest shape-shifting event of the evening.

not that it matters but... Monday Raw (Classic) Tuesday NXT (i know, i know) WEDNESDAY RIOT Thursday TNA (ok...) Friday SmackDown! (Meh) I mean we ARE just going with the flow, right?

It had to be the Hawaiian shirt. I went with the old Dane attire that I used back in 07, kinda took away from the humor I suppose.

Trance I only kid you. I like what you're doing storyline wise. Keep it up.

Now that's Real Talk! /self promotion

I don't remember that being the case last year. At least when The Steve did it, it was ironic because he was a druggie doing a straight edge guy's gimmick.

How's stealing a WWE gimmick because you can't come up with your own?

Thank you!

At least Hogan didn't rely on him by putting the tag belts on him... wait, who were we talking about?

How about dem foams yo?