Vincent Valmont

Damnit, I really need to start reading what I type. :(

Get your mind out of the gutter, angry mike.

Magic tricks are a bad idea.

Very solid card. Looking forward to the 1on1 with The Steve.

I wonder what's up above their head that they're both looking at?

Valmont's Vision Turmoil has been beating Riot lately in terms of matches, and RP, plus show discussion. So, I'm hoping more show discussion is brought up for Riot because this was a solid Riot this week. Page 1- Start off Riot with I-Gen. Laughed at Kang throwing a barbell, and knocking Aries unconcious. Also, Deano had his few good lines as usual. If I was Aries I would drop the weight just so he doesn't have to see me at Summercide. Rebel vs Judas 3/5- Rebel needs to play a bit more aggressive in his matches. He played aggressive in the 2nd half of it, after having to comeback from getting red first. Also, I think Rebel needs to figure out what he's going to become. He got potential, if only used. Judas is a ex-wrestler that I wouldn't mind seeing 1on1 with Air for the title, as I think Judas is one of the 3 ex-wrestlers that could carry the ex-division on their back. Before watching I had my bet on Judas to win, but Rebel surprised me in the 2nd half as he walks out the W by submission. Very interesting RP by Parker. I won't be spoiling this. You'll just have to watch, and be ready to mark out. Page 2- Parker's RP continues. I will say that I'm very interested in this new tag team. EDIT: I forgot to add this that I called this a few days back. I didn't find out, I just had a feeling, and my guess was correct. :) I told you Parker. It seems everyone is having a gimmick involving being high in power, and money. Hopefully Kevin Mero can pull something out of this gimmick. Parker vs Fleminem 3/5- Before watching this match you could feel that Parker is going to play hard, and get revenge after not playing to his full potential on the last Turmoil, but are rappers the key to stopping Parker? Without a doubt, Parker got some redemption from last Turmoil as he walks out with a flawless victory over Flem, plus hearing the words at the end of the match was priceless. It seemed everything Flem tried to do, Parker was 10 steps ahead of. Parker wins by submission A well-written, and solid RP from Nate. I wonder what Kip was slurping on that made him want to fight Nate? Page 3- Versus vs KD 3.5/5- KD's intro music does not fit him. Get some James Brown, or Jay-Z. Versus really looks incognito with his entrance, and the sunglasses. His attire is really growing on me. The match looked a bit laggy. I suppose VS was having a bad night, as everyone would think with the recent success of VS he would destroy KD. Also I thought I saw KD using Smythe's fin as a regular move. KD had a small chance to attempt to end the match, but VS quicky rolled, and raised up. The biggest upset in OCW was in the works, but VS kept strong, and finished KD off with his boston crab. It seems Guy can be a good listener, I wonder if it just comes natural for him, or is it from those books he always reads? Seems things are getting more cloudy between Nate, Guy, and Tiffany. Seems someone felt like putting Kang on the shelf, as he is fount bloodied, and unconcious in the I-Gen lockeroom. Big question is who was the attacker? Aries looks to seek revenge for the attack. Page 4- Steve appears on the stage ramp. Nice RP. It looks like we fount out who finished Kang off in his lockeroom. But will this attack just add feul to I-Gen, and Kang heading into Summercide? Damn, I wasn't expecting what happened to VS. There's going to be hell to pay, I'm sure. Guy vs Reed - 3.5/5 - Was expecting a close match, and from the beginning it looked even until Guy started to pull away, and got more offense in. Reed attempted a small, nice comeback, but Guy held him off to pick up the W. Wonder if the losing slump Reed has been in will effect him at Summercide? Looks like Version 2 of Smythe Da Wonder was getting babysitted by Malu, and Rachel. The small tension between big cousin, and little cousin is golden. Page 5- Blood has been split, a message has been drawn, and looks like war is coming for Bloodline, and anyone who gets in Death Row's way. Looks like I got to meet the Wonders, and finally got my answer to my challenge. I'm only wondering if Poe is really being distant, or is trying to catch me off guard? Kip vs Nate 3.5/5- Looks like we get to see Nate in action on Riot taking on the Sunset Strip. I'm still wondering what Kip was really slurping in order to want to fight a angry Nate. Fighting a angry Nate is like wanting to fight The Hulk on steroids. Not much offensve from Kip, who was playing defensive against Nate who was playing strong, and offensive. I actually thought this match might of been a sleeper, and got close, but foolish me to think against Nate as he pulls out the W. Watch Turmoil next week to see what type of champion I am.

My IE kept freezing on me when I tried watching your match, and Knox's match. Would use firefox, but I like IE better. Your match was awesome, but I hated that camera view, hurts my eyes a little. How does 3.5 sound? :)

Valmont's Vision A real good 2nd week for the new Turmoil GM. Pretty much a flawless Turmoil, with the storylines, and RPs. A few matches caught my eye as well. Page 1- We kick off Turmoil with none other than the GM himself, Chris Mania. Irving, and Mace seem to agree on Parker making a big mistake from last week when he blindsided them with the steel chair. Nice, and short RP. Interested to see what happens next between the 3. Mugen vs Trance vs Rebel - 3/5 - This was a basic squash match, as it seems that Trance, and Rebel on the outside was too much distraction for Mugen to even attempt to hurt the mystery guy. Omega Dragon is upset over his tainted debut. He storms the GM office, and Mania grants him revenge on Ryder since Knox is running late due to traveling problems. Will O.D get revenge, or just get a beating? Page 2- I-Gen are once again chillen in their lockeroom. Some hilarious lines was thrown around, as usual. Definitely need to read this RP, it's golden. O.D vs Ryder 3.5/5- Very good match between 2 ex-wrestlers. Ryder convincing everyone more, and more that he belongs in the ex-division. O.D has really impressed me, especially in that DM I had with him a while back. Some mark outs was given from me during this match, like the way O.D used his brawler perk, I fount it hilarious, but I can see where it would be wrong to use. I liked the ending just because it is usually never ended that way, and really should only be used in ex-matches anyway, imho. O.D picks up the W in a impressive defeat over Ryder. Knox finally makes it back to the ring, and is annoyed. He gets booked against Kavito to fill in a time slot. Knox vs Kavito 3.5/5 - This was almost a squash if Knox would've finished it off. Kavito tried to create something near the end, but Knox was playing too strong. Knox picks up the W in basic squash fashion. Looks like CJ, and The Air is up to something, and is looking for someone. But who? Page 3- Smythe Da Wonder Version 2? Oh dear god, save us now. It was a interesting RP. Got hilarious when Smythe came out, and introduced him as his cousin. I wonder where this is going to lead, and will we be seeing this Wonderful Wesley fight anytime soon? Josiah vs Aries 3.5/5 - I didn't like the camera view of the match. Aries looks different, I wonder what it could be? Also, I was hoping Josiah would've knocked Kang's sister off that damn apron. This was a solid, entertaining match. Aries really fought off Cross very well. Eventually, Cross got some momentum and never stopped, as he walks out with the W. The search continues for Air, and CJ as they keep looking for who we know now as Jack Porter. Will they eventually find him, or waste their time? Looks like we'll be seeing Steve, and Kang in a no-dq match, with conditions of Steve winning he'll be the new #1 contender for Kang's title. Page 4- Everybody want's a piece of Vincent Valmont. Parker vs Smythe 4/5 - I mark for both intro songs. On paper this seems a good matchup, and what could've been interesting semi-finals if Parker had the original start from the KOOCW Tourney. It looked like in the beginning that both was testing each other out, getting a feel for each another. It seemed through the whole match that Smythe was a step ahead on Parker, as Parker gets red first. I don't know what was wrong with Parker, perhaps he was just having a bad night, but he doesn't get Smythe red, and get's beat with his own finisher. It looks like Jack fount the Air, and Cj, instead of them finding him. A videotape is brought to them, with Jack on it. Jack gives The Air a deal, and it's going to be locked inside a steel cage. Will Air accept? Page 5- What should we come to expect from Parker at Riot? Watch Riot to find out! Steve vs Kang 4/5 - I still mark for Steve's intro music. 2 nice styles in what is obviously know with Steve's oldschool style, and Kang's striking, and quick offense. I like matches like this, they're storyline matches that gets un-revealed like reading a book, without trying to be. I won't spoil the ending to the match, but damn with the late save. lol I laughed that the RP vid of Guy getting crowned, it was nice edited though. Leon comes out, then Nate follows soon after. Things get intense between the 3, as Nate is upset with Guy, and Tiffany. Leon gets pretty much ignored the whole time. In the end, we get a special treat of a 3-way elimination match for the OCW title, which is markworthy enough. I wonder how it's going to be played? This was a solid, and well written RP to close out Turmoil.

If you read it more clear I didn't say you wasn't more over than Rebel.

Valmont's Vision A good average Riot this week for a secret show, better storyline progression instead of matches. This was more of a build up show, than a regular Riot. Turmoil was definitely better, imho. Page 1- I'm finding this rather interesting with Emo Trips, Mugen, and the direction Trips is taking himself. Priceless RP with Smythe, and Deano. I was loving every line from it. Page 2- Mania making Kip is protege is very nice. Both interesting characters, and can only see further interesting things from these two. The Thrill Seeker, Judas gets confronted by Porter. They have a small altercation, and it leads to them having a match later tonight. Soild RP creating a match off the radar. I loved the RP vid with Death Row, and Parker. Can Irving, and Mace stop the 1 man force, Parker? Or is Parker enough to end Death Row? I actually loved the commentary following the RP between Kavito, and KD more than the RP itself. Personally, more tension should've been built between these two before a brawl. The Tag Champs Poe, and Smythe lay down a challenge to either Death Row, or I-Gen to meet them at Summercide for their tag titles. I already called Bloodline to win the tag titles, and personally wonder if anyone can take those titles away from them? Page 3- Is Trance Obi-Wan, and Rebel Anakin? Or is Trance Anakin, and Rebel Obi? Either way, this would've been interesting storyline if Trance was more over. No offence. Judas vs Porter 3.5/5- Really good ex-match as Porter, and Judas are two upcoming ex-wrestlers. It kept even for the most part during the match, although Judas was playing strong, and got Porter red first. The ending was a bit sketchy imo, but I guess it isn't nothing major as Porter pulls out the W. With the ex-divsion in needing of some new faces, Ryder is that person. Kavito bumps into him backstage after his brawl with KD, and calls Ryder out on jumping over into the ex-divsion. Page 4- Things get heated further between Nate, and Guy involving Nate's wife, Tiffany. With summercide on the horizon, things are only going to get further interesting between these two. Kip vs Reed 3.5/5- Finally the face paint leaves Reed, and returns back to his old form. This was a solid entertaining match. Reed being lhvy sorta hurt him against Kip, as Kip walks away with a W. Impressive win, imo for Kip over Reed as Kip walked away without any red limb dmg. It seems all of this all started over Trips, and hopefully Mugen relieves the Emo of his emotional problems soon, or he'll be seeing further beatings from the twins, Trance, and Rebel. Yes, I'm calling you guys twins, until one of you change the hair color. I-Gen are keeping it real in their lockeroom. I actually won't spoil this RP, as it's hilarious. Although, it's nice to see Leon keeping the mystery on the FI after defeating Malu. Page 5- Kip getting out played by Mania? This was ironic, and hilarious. More good progression between Mania, and Kip. Deano vs Smythe - Will Smythe get revenge? Will Deano give Smythe a "Sexy Bomb"? Is Deano too sexy for his cat? Watch this match to find out! To finish Riot, Nate gives a speech. Tells people to step up, and show what they're made of. Well-written RP to close Riot.

???: I don't want you to do this. I've already went through more than I should've. Please don't go through with this. Let's just try to start new, and get away from him. He's already gotten more than he wanted, why would it continue? *Camera fades into a clean hospital room. The camera shot starts to open up further, revealing Vincent, and his girlfriend* Vincent: You don't understand. I need to end this. Laura: ....Vincent, are you even listening to me? I'm begging you, I don't want you to go through with this. *Vincent takes a big sigh of frustration, as he rubs his hands over his face, and through his hair* Vincent: Baby, please try to support me on this. I can't let what happened to you, just slide over. He needs to be taught a lesson. You've got to understand, guys like Poe won't stop. This will never end, unless I end it myself. Laura: But, you're not doing this for me, you're doing it for yourself! How could you challenge him to a match, after everything he's put us through? Vincent: How in the hell could you even say something like that? Do you think I wanted this in my life?!? I'm a first class athlete, and a champion. I've finally gotten the key to the door leading to the second part of my life with news on our baby. Yet, I'm still being terrorized by a psychopath, and I can't stop to enjoy my life. I can't be happy for myself, or stop to enjoy your safety, or the safety of our unborn child. *Tears are starting to become visible down Laura's cheeks, as Vincent wipes them off* Vincent: Can we please end this conversation? I promise this will all be over soon at Summercide. You just need to believe in me, and have faith that I'll end this. Laura: But, you don't even know if he will accept or not. What if he tries to do something else to me, or to you in regards to this challenge, huh? Have you ever thought about that? Vincent: He won't. Laura: How can you be so certain? Vincent: Because, I know it's what he wants. All of this, the pranks, terrorizing, mind games, attacks, he did it all so it would lead to this. So, it would lead to a match between him, and me. Laura: But..... *Laura is interrupted by her doctor walking in* Dr. Williams: I'm sorry to interrupt, but visiting hours are now over. *Vincent, and Laura both nod* Vincent: Well, just get some rest. I'll be staying at home, and I'll be here in the morning to visit you again. Laura: Are you not going to Riot? Vincent: I think Riot will be ok without me for one week. I want to support you, and the baby. Ever since I got that call about health concerns about the baby, it's all I been thinking about. *Vincent kisses Laura, and walks out the room, and closes the door* Vincent: You actually didn't have to come into the hospital. Camerman #1: I understand, sir. But, this is our job. Vincent: I understand, and appreciate you doing your job. I just want the fans to see behind the ring with Vincent Valmont. Now that I'm a champion, I want to give them a full aspect of how a champion lives. The ups, downs, and everything in between. Vincent: Before I leave, there is another purpose for you being here tonight. I have a little message to give to Poe, in hopes he'll see this since I won't be at Riot tomorrow. *Vincent looks directly into the camera* Vincent: Do you see any laughter on this face, Poe? I won't be at Riot, but you can bet your ass that I'll be at Turmoil next week, and Riot. I want my answer! *Camera fades on Vincent walking out the front doors, and into his truck*

Valmont's Vision Purple, and Gold on your asses from now on! This was a great Turmoil coming off of a average PPV. I won't comment on myself. This week's co-hosts was awesome, but working beside Linda Blair had to suck. Page 1- We start off Turmoil, or should I say Tuesday Night Mania with Chris Mania himself coming out to the ring. He tells the fans that he officially bought off Revan, and is now the new GM of Turmoil. If Turmoil's future with Mania as GM, is anything like tonight then I welcome the new GM. Rebel vs Trance - 2.5/5 - Just like Parker said, Rebel, and Trance could pass for twins. A big question mark will hang over this match for Trance. What the hell was Trance thinking? In the end, that's what you get for dragging out a match, as Rebel makes Trance tap out, which I marked for after Trance squashing Rebel early in the match. It seems Air's night starts off bad. First, he gets informed that he will be defending against Reed at Summercide, then he receives a telegram from Jack "The Ripper", regarding his Ex-Title, and Natalia. I'm interested to see Reed vs Air, as I marked for Reed when he was without the face paint, and Air being unbeatable right now, and going up against Reed should make a helluva Ex-title match. Page 2- Mania vs VV - I won't rate this match, and i'll leave the comments to others. Neither will I mention Spoonman's attire. NO CFC! EDIT: I would've came out with the HC belt around my waist, but I hate WMM. :( Why is Trips playing the part of Emo? Interested to see where Rebel, and Trips goes to, but I would hope that Rebel would get some practice in, if this leads to a future match. Page 3- Kip is upset that he wasn't booked on tonight's show. Mania informs him that instead of wasting his time, he should go do something about it. But, what is it? Ryder in the ex-divsion should be nice, if things don't work out in the tag divsion any longer with him, and Tyro. What's with that hug with Stacey Clark? Kip vs Mace 4/5 - I really enjoyed this match, very interesting, taken the 2 different style of characters. Kip gets red first in this match, coming off that Rampage from Mace. Kip played calm for being red/orange, while Mace was still only orange/yellow, and showed a nice small comeback. I marked twice in this match. Once, for Kip charging at Mace when Mace was about to charge for the big boot. Then the other for Mace missing his big boot, and getting a low blow following it. Mace walks away with the W from the TKO, after Kip makes a small mistake, and misses a running grapple that led to his downfall. After the match, Mace introduces Irving on the x-tron. Seth finally answers Parker's challenge, and he'll see him on Riot. I wonder what's going to happen at Riot? It seems The Air is searching for help , and it seems CJ might be the guy for him? Smythe makes his way to the ring. Ranting about what happened at the PPV, and how he got screwed over. After calling out Nate, he comes out on the stage to answer. Get's priceless when Deano comes out, and declares to be apart of the match. Soon after, Mania flickers on the x-tron to make the match official for the OCW World title in a triple threat against Deano, and Smythe in the main event. Page 4- Trips continues to be the emo backstage, as Mugen approaches him, and tries to talk some sense into Trips. I'm interested to see where this ends up. I marked, and laughed for someone stealing the FI briefcase. To end it, Leon, and Deano gets locked in their own lockeroom, while Leon's match is up next with Poe. ??? vs Poe 3.5/5 - The whole setup with Cruz stealing the FI case, and getting tossed out, and Leon finally breaking loose was markworthy, and nice editing to whoever put it together. Props to the idea behind it, as well. As for the match, Leon played aggressive. I thought the match would've been even all the way through, but Leon just played stronger. Poe attempted a small comeback, but Leon soon stopped that in it's tracks, as he walks away with the W. Mugen, and Rebel have a altercation in the hallway about Trips, and what's best for him. Interesting to see what comes between the 3. Page 5- Steve & Versus vs Guy/??? 3.5/5 - Guy's surprise tag partner was the most markworthy of the night, and i'm glad he brought back that old intro music of his for once. Hilarious to see Fausto pimp. Like parker said, it looked a bit laggy, as both teams played impressive, for the match being laggy. I laughed at Guy's save at the end, but it was just too late, as Steve, and VS walk away with the W. Kang comes to the ring, and introduces Aries, Deano, and Leon, as the newest faction of OCW, The I-Gen. Steve suddenly interrupts them, as he calls out Kang's victory at the PPV being a fluke win. We going to see more between The Steve, and Kang? Page 6- Main Event - OCW World Title Match 4/5- Deano vs Smythe vs Nate - I actually like Deano's current intro music to go with his new look, very nice pics to go along with that intro, btw. I wonder where everybody in OCW goes to get a custom coat. I didn't recognize Nate at first, but I like his new attire. This was a very nice 3-way main event match. I laughed at Nate's botched running cloesthline into the turnbuckle on Smythe near the end, before he eventually hit it, and landed his fin. Deano tried to hold off Nate, but in the end Nate doesn't job.

Valmont's Vision: PPV Edition This is my first Vision Review for a PPV. I agree that it's not one of our most best out of our recent ppvs, but it wasn't bad. People are forgetting this is the KOOCW PPV, from the start many of you should've knew this was going to be more of a competition oriented PPV, than storyline, due to the tourney. All the matches was surprisngly not that bad, which usually there is always that one match that people will be talking about to overshadow a PPV, because of ethics, and FPR problems. Congrats to all the new champs, and let's hope we carry the momentum of new champs into Summercide! Page 1- Trance vs Virjin vs Fleminem vs Rebel 3/5- Looking at this match down on paper, you would think a clusterfuck, but actually it wasn't bad for what it was. Out of all the rooks in this match, Rebel's character interests me the most. The match was pretty impressive, to say the least. The ending, even though it was bad, it was funny as hell. Nobody thought to just attack the ref? I think given the chance, these rooks could bring something to the table, and not be useless. Page 2- Looks like Kang, Leon, and Deano are chilling in their lockeroom, watching the greatest football movie ever. I liked the irony of the playing video games part in the lockerooms backstage. All of 3 of these guys somehow get along with one another, for the sake of their group. It reminds me of those family reunions, where you hate your other side of the family so much that you get along with them just to make the day go quicker. HC Title Match - VV vs Mace vs Colt - I won't rate my own match, although I will comment on it. The match went better than I thought it would've gone being a hardcore 3-way, but it still went sour, imho with the targetting, and I do blame 2k8. I thought the performance that stood out was Mace's. I thought he did a good job on controlling the match in the beginning, and had several chances of taking this match away early. I thought my ethics was a bit bad, near the end. Could've been the lag, the frustration, or just the drive to win, but I personally think that was my worst ethics in a match in a long time. Bottom line is, that HC title is staying around my pretty waist for a LONG time. Page 3- Malu gets interviewed quickly before his matchup with Leon next for the FI Clause. He declares that he's going to end Leon tonight, and he got his eyes set on the OCW title. Malu vs Leon 3.5/5 - Like others said, the match looked setup, but was done very well. I wonder what's next for Malu after being defeated by Leon? I marked for the ending, as it was pure classic. Page 4- Smythe vs Cross 4/5- Semi-finals match, whoever winning goes to the finals to face the winner of VS, and Fausto. I liked the beginning intro of Cross, and I think that he will become the new face to approach the main event scene soon. The match played out solid for the two different styles of wrestlers in the ring, as both wrestlers gave solid performances. Cross was making a small comeback, and I thought he had a chance of walking away with the W, but Smythe held on, and played very well to finish the match with the W. If I was Air, I would be thanking Jack for getting rid of Natalia, as it seems Jack has kidnapped Natalia. It seems GF's are never safe in OCW. Page 5- Pride Title match - Poe vs Aries 3.5/5 - It would only seem right to have a face paint wearing wrestler fight off against another face paint wrestler. Another solid match for the PPV. My prediction going into this match was we would see a new champion, and I was correct. At first I thought Aries would pull out the W, with getting Poe red first, but Poe played strong, and kept his striking in tact, and pulled out a W. I wouldn't mind seeing a rematch for the title. Leon seems to be preparing Kang for his 4-way title match tonight. Kang isn't worried about his title match, but instead is interested now that Leon has Malu off his back, what he plans on doing with the FI clause. Deano comes into the spotlight for a brief moment, and owns Kang, as we get a little cliffhanger with leon. Page 6- Versus vs Guy 4/5- Another semi-final match for the KOOCW tourney. I mark for VS intro music, as it's one of my favorites, and I very much liked the accoustic version of it. I also liked VS new attire, very interesting. MOTN will most likely probally go to this match. If you havn't been paying attention to the storyline between these two, then you probally won't catch that high level of intensity, and chemistry in this match when you watch it. Although i'm a face, I always enjoy heels, and therefore I was rooting for VS to walk away with the W. Guy seemed to not catch a break when trying to end the match, but kept reversing, and finally caught a break, and landed his cutter for the W, and to meet Smythe in the finals. Page 7- It seems I can't enjoy my night, just yet without getting a sledgehammer hit. I felt like superman, until that sledgehammer came from behind. Have you ever seen a big man run that fast? Nope! I make Reggie Bush look like Warren Sapp in the 40 time. Props to Poe for making the vid, I understand the difficult he put in making the vid by himself, and I think he did well. Tag Title match - Bloodline vs Tyro&Ryder 3.5/5- Are we going to see a dual champ tonight? Can Bloodline not disappoint, and walk away the new tag champs? Can Ryder, and Tyro kill the hype? All these questions got answered, in a solid tag match. Is it possible for the champs to be underdogs in their title match? Anyway, the match looked laggy, but still was solid. Both teams didn't tag as much as they usually do, which lead to both teams having a member red early, and had to get carried by the other team member. We get new tag champs, as Tyro couldn't quite make the save. I surely would like to see a rematch to this, as well. I marked for Poe becoming a dual champion, Trisha interviews Guy, to get his thoughts on his W over VS, and facing Smythe in the KOOCW finals tonight. Supposedly, Guy didn't know about the KOOCW. He changes the subject, as he still wants payment from Trisha. Hilarious lines near the end, especially Guy attempting to chase after Trisha after she runs away in fear. Page 8- International Title Match - Kang vs The Steve vs Mania vs Boldo 3.5/5- Another 4-way for the night. My prediction for the winner of the title match was to be wrong, as Kang walks away the NEW International champion, which I marked for, and hopefully he has a good title run. I liked Boldo's Pennywise intro. I also marked for the madden nfl music at the end. Don't know if it was staged as someone said before, but I enjoyed the match, and thought everyone gave out great performances, especially Kang. Nate returns, to take his wife off Smythe's hands, as a war of words gets tossed about, before the main event to determine who faces Nate at Summercide. Page 9- The Air seems to be confused heading into his match. He doesn't know what to think of the situation with his girlfriend, and also Jack playing the mind games. But, The air has one plan, and thats to retain his EX-title. EX-Title match - The Air vs Jack 3.5/5- I would imagine a new attire, and look for Jack with his gimmick, but I guess not. This was a ex-rematch that I been wanting to see since their last encounter. Air came into the match, and played aggressive. After getting a big lead, he blows it, and lets Jack comeback. But, in the end, The Air still retains his title in a solid ex-division match. Page 10- Felt like a scene from a 80s slasher flick. Nice to see that the feud is still going, with Porter stealing the ex-title. KOOCW Finals match - - Main event - Smythe vs Guy 3.5/5- I really didn't know who would win in the finals match, as I didn't think neither of these guys would've made it, from my predictions. The rematch from last ppv, as both look to pick up a W, and get to face Nate at Summercide. Guy played really well, and smooth against Smythe, who seemed that he wasn't on track with his reversin early on, and it costed him. The match was basically dominated by Guy, who finished without getting red. I didn't see a big problem with the ending, although myself, and probally othes too would've wanted to see a fin to end it. The end of Final act is upon us all, as the clowns are finally dead. Aries is no longer a clown neither, as he assists Kang in retiring Boldo. The ending vid was well put together, and props to everyone who participated in it. Now with Boldo out of the upper-mid card, who will step up?

Double Owned.

Valmont's Vision Another edition of Riot, with storylines leading into the KOOCW PPV. Overall, not much to review, and not one of the best Riots recently, but it held over as the last Riot leading into the PPV. Page 1- Kip kicks off Riot tonight with a RP about styling tips. I wouldn't want to be the Pride Champion after KOOCW, because that tip 8 was very "weird". Other than that, I liked the RP. Thought it was solid, and unique. Keep it up with the direction you're going with the character. Mugen vs Fleminem 3/5- It seemed in the beginning of the match that both was scared to get offensive. I think Flem was calling out Mugen to a dance off, during the match, or Mugen was calling out Flem. Match got a bit interesting near the end, but both wrestlers seemed to be more focused on winning than putting on a good wrestling match, imho. Was that Reed, or was that Reed? I wonder who is the man behind the blue mask? I'm interested in finding out what this is leading up to, and who the mystery guy was. Page 2- I laughed at the chess game. Thought it was a bit interesting, especially the sudden faith that Smythe seems to be gaining with Tiffany. I honestly think there is more to this than meets the eye, in some way, or another. Since Nate doesn't job, I assume that Tiffany gets the sore loser from the father? Virjin vs Kip 3.5/5- I remember Virjin's theme from a Jackie Chan movie, oddly. Also, I don't mind the superhero gimmick, but maybe a different attire? Match was a toss up at the beginning, until Kip gently pulled away. Virjin was hanging tough, but it was inevitable that Kip was going to walk away with the W in this match, as he stayed calm, and relentless near the end. Page 3- Leon, and Deano have a nice conversation in Leon's lockeroom. I loved the lines directed about Rachel. Kang suddenly walks in, only to be the first to realize that Deano is naked, as Leon "supposedly" didn't know, or wasn't paying attention. More discussion about Rachel, before Deano finally leaving Leon's lockeroom. Darin Rebel vs The Steve 3/5- Basic squash match. But, give props to Rebel, as he stood strong. The Steve got Rebel red/orange quickly, but it seemed like Steve couldn't put Rebel away. Finally he did, as Steve walks away with a W. Early signs of trouble for Final Act? RingMaster forsees something bad is going to happen at KOOCW, but what bad news will it be? Page 4- Not really making VV soft. Just trying to add more depth to the character with the face turn. IEDS vs Bloodline 3/5- The finals tag tourney match to determine who faces Tyro, and Ryder at the KOOCW PPV for the tag titles. Bloodline continues their tag team dominance with their constant tags, and good teamwork, as they walk over IEDS without getting red themselves. Page 5- Smythe is getting interviewed about his recent fount success, and about the PPV. Cross comes to interrupt, and sends a message. This was oddly, probally the best RP to build hype for the PPV on the show. Trips vs Boldo 3/5- Here's the controversial main event match. The match seems shades of deja vu from their last encounter, as Trips couldn't get anything going against Boldo, who stayed aggressive all match, along with picking up the W. After the main event, Boldo remains in the ring. Another static video plays, as we see A-Mart getting tossed into a dumpster truck. With the PPV right around the corner, it doesn't look good for Final Act, as Kang, and company seem to have the momentum, as Riot goes off air. This really is the best hype leading into the ppv.

Valmont's Vision I wonder how much OCW is paying these celebs to come co-host? Either way, R.Kelly as co-host was golden. Anyway, another great Turmoil. Bunch of great storylines are underway, and are being progressed. Page 1- Air is getting prepared for his match with Judas tonight, as Natalia is still driving The Air crazy. She reminds him of their wedding this thursday. After he leaves, the camera shot is seen on a mysterious figure. Who is it? Solid RP to start off Turmoil. Next, we have Regan making his way to the ring. He has plans of taking a short holiday, and the new interm GM to replace him is none other than, Alexander Revan. Nice to see Revan back. Valmont/Parker 3 - I won't rate this match, or go into heavy detail. Just want to say that Parker is a helluva fighter. Personally, I got lucky against him, imho. This turned out to be our best technical match we've had, and i'll be looking forward to further matches with Parker. Welcome back the face paint! After the match, Parker grabs a mic. He gives the fans yet another riddle. I suck at riddles, so I can never figure out what the hell they're meaning, but oh well. Parker proceeds to call out Seth, and Death row once again. If Parker doesn't get Seth in 1 week, then he want's Death Row to come out to the ring, and admit that Seth is afraid. Intense RP, that keeps things interesting between Death Row, and Parker. Page 2- Regan really does need a vacation, it seems. Ryder storms in, to inform Regan that Tyro can't make it tonight, neither can Nate. Trance walks in, starts dancing, and then flinches at a sight of a punch. With all of that, he still is granted a match against Ryder. But, before the deal can be sealed, Omega comes walking in. Trance proposes an idea of 2on1 against Ryder. It seems Trance needs all the help he can get against Ryder, but will it be enough, or too much? Colt Star vs Evan Knox 3.5/5- I marked a little bit for Knox's intro, as I like the character, and think all it needs is a good push. We start off this match with alot of striking. Knox makes Colt look like a hoss, it seems. Anyway, the match seems to be in sorta bad quality, or a bit laggy. The match really didn't start getting interesting until they got outside the ring, and finally got some weapons. I marked at that nice executed missle dropkick by Knox, as I also laughed at the botched diving spear. The match started to turn into a nice TLC match, instead of hardcore. In the end, Colt walks out victorious, as I think Knox being a lhvy really hurts him going into a match against a hvy, and it being a hardcore match. I feel sorry for the ref, after that match, but not really. Air drags out the ref that was in their tag tourney match. Ex-Effect makes it clear, they're not the team to be screwed, as they completly destroy the ref. Don't know if it's wrong for me to laugh at this RP, but I did, alot. Guy brings some starving childern to the OCW building, trying to get a donation from Trisha Waltrip. Vs suddenly walks in, with backpack, and sandwich in hand. Vs really does have a way with kids. I really liked this RP, it was well written, and continues the good storyline leading up to the ppv. Ryder vs Trance/Omega 3.5/5- Going into this match, you already know Ryder is at a disadvantage, and I don't like ginger kids, ever since I saw those chucky movies. It was hard to get into the match with that music, but the match starts off Ryder against Trance, with Trance quickly tagging out to Omega. This match also looks really laggy, or bad quality. First person to get red was Omega, whom I was surprised. The botched elbow attack by Ryder, which lead to a running neckbreaker from Trance on Omega was priceless. Nice fin reversal by Ryder, as Trance tries to get the match over with quickly with the pick up, and toe kick. Was there a bit edited out near the end with the fade out or what? Trance walks out on Omega, although would've been better if you went into the ring, and just did a taunt. But, it was a nice effort, and teamwork by Trance, and Omega, but they fall short to Ryder, as he pulls out the W. Page 3- Things get heated up when The Steve makes his way to the ring, and I mark out everytime with his AFI intro music. The Steve grabs a mic, and declares that since Kang is injured, he won't be able to compete at the ppv for the title matcha against Boldo, and therefore The Steve is taking his place. Well, that would've been a nice idea, but it seems Kang has a different opinion on that idea, as he comes out next to the ring. Kang grabs the mic away from The Steve, and lets all the fans know that he is not injured, and also decides that he wants The Steve in his title match, just so he can prove something to The Steve. Unfournately, Mania has other plans, as he comes out to interrupt, and buys his way into the title match. Ringmaster comes out to serve justice, it seems to Kang, Steve, and Mania, as it looks like a 4way for the International title has been made. I like the idea of a 4-way, and it should really be a great title match. Page 4- Tiffany tries to give Smythe congrats for protecting her, but it falls on deaf's ears, as it's Smythe who she is giving congrats to. In rage of Smythe's comments, she grabs a broom, and starts to beat Smythe with it, which I fount very hilarious. The Air vs Judas Hallows 4/5- This match features the Ex-champ, and a potential future #1 contender for that ex-title. The match was pretty even, both wrestlers not really getting a step ahead of one another. The Ex-champ seems to be pushed to his limits, as he gets red first, and is forced to get more offensive, but Judas stays strong with his reversals. I didn't expect the ending to come, especially after Judas lands his fin. Air walks out with W in a very nice ex-match. Afterwards, Judas grabs a mic, while The Air heads backstage. The crowd cheers for Judas, as he leaves Paris, France with his head held high. Kang walks backstage, as he meets Deano. Kang has a problem with Deano's "King of Cooch" t-shirt, but all is settled, and it seems a new friend has been made for Kang. Deano isn't sexy anymore, since becoming Billy Gun, the title of "King of sexy" belongs to VV. Page 5- I thought the last confrontation was hilarious with Guy, and VS, but this one tops the last. It seems Guy has been betrayed by his own kindness, as VS bribes all the starving kids to attack Guy, with the offer of Mcdonalds, and junk food. The starving kids go after Guy to win the food, like a crackhead to a free crack convention. Main Event - Billy ----I mean, Deano Horse vs Alex Cooper 3.5/5 - Deano is indeed an ass man, but isn't a fighter, as he seemed to not get any momentum going against Coop, and gets red quick. A nice effort to make a comeback, but it wasn't enough, as Deano still has a bit of ring rust on him. I was rooting for Deano to win, but it just wasn't his night.

And if this keeps up it looks like i'm going to be the first to give a review on the show, later tonight.

but wouldn't you just retire him, and you'll get his RROD "disease"?

Nice card. I'm interested to see who Nate picks......V..........V. Also, looking forward to my Lution 3 rematch, and a few other matches booked, especially Air vs Judas, and Colt vs Knox.

Can we get back to the Riot discussion please? damn!

NegaTrips has spoken.

Everybody's gotta be a critic.

I called it like I saw it, being you the one that lost, and why you make it seem like too aggressive is a bad thing?

Valmont's Vision The final edition of Tourney Riot. Thank god! I won't comment on myself. Page 1- Opening video is pure classic. Law&OCW ftw! Tag champs are laying down the law. They deny Kang, and Aries request for a rematch. Also, they make notice that IEDS are on thin ice, and their next tag match better be flawless. Good RP from the tag champs. Bloodline are in confusion, as they don't know what's going on with Poe. Ever since the beating he took by me :), Poe has been acting different. Bloodlines doesn't know what to do or think of Poe, as him, and Smythe prepare for their tag match up next. Well written RP by Bloodline. I'm interested in what scars am I supposed to be getting? Sadly, Irving is having some traveling difficulties. Mace get's Cross heated up, as Cross pulls double duty, and help's out Death Row tonight. Will Cross deliver twice in one night? Nice, and simple RP by Death Row. Bloodline vs DeathRow 3.5/5 - Bloodline starts off strong, keeping Cross in for a good length at the beginning. Although, Cross held his own. Mace comes in, and plays aggressive, taking it right to both Poe, and Smythe. Bloodline uses good teamwork, as they make constant tags. Poe, and Smythe really do click well as a tagteam. Mace stays in the match for a while, fighting off the frequent tags by Bloodline, and their strong teamwork. I would say great teamwork, but after a nice chance of ending the match earlier, only for it to fail, as Cross takes out the ref while Poe actually breaks up the pin. Bloodline had good oppurtinitys to end it, but Death Row kept fighting, all the way until the end. Poe redeems himself by landing his fin to seal the W for his team, as Bloodline walks away without any red limb damage. I think the only flaw for Death Row's L was lack of teamwork. I know they've got chemistry, but it didn't show, and with Poe, and Smythe making a great team, you need to also have good teamwork if you want to stand a chance at beating them. Which is why I think we'll be seeing new tag champs at KOOCW. It seems trouble in paradise, as Natlia can't breathe without Air....literally!! Air tries to escape for a minute in his bathroom in his apartment, while Natalia is sleeping. He's scared of marriage, and what his life is going to be like afterwards. Hilarious RP, although I kinda feel bad for him. That's one helluva fatal attraction he's got. Page 2- The MexiCAN delivers a solid RP. His inner voice makes a return. Carlos blames it for causing him the loss to VS. What's more to develope from the friendly neighborhood, Mexcican? Aries vs ??? 4/5 - Come to expect a intense match. Alot of grapples, and reversals. Strikes were thrown, but not many landed. Everytime you think he has the momentum, Aries turns it back around on him. Aries played more of the soft, defensive style, compared to his opponent's rough, aggressive offensive style, which Aries got most of his offense from his reversals. Each wrestler fought hard, and reversed each other's finishers, until ??? picks up the W by submission. We go back to the Bloodline lockeroom. Tiffany seems to be bored out of her mind, as Smythe doesn't make a very good baby-sitter. Solid, entertaining RP, thus further progressing whatever storyline between Rev Inc, and Bloodline. Page 3- VS, and Fausto share a RP together. Guy seemed to be having a therapy session, along with Coop, and Mr.Xavier knocked out in a pile of tables. VS suddenly interrupts, ready to start swinging with his baseball bat, as he orders Coop back to guard duty o n his stash. VS is about to attack Guy, when he gets met with a nice deal. Guy claims in 2 minutes that if VS isn't calm, that he can beat the holy hell out of him. After a moment of brief talking, VS closes his eyes, and starts to dream of things that makes him feel warm inside. Only to be fooled, when he realizes that Guy tricked him, and evaded the scene. Very hilarious RP, also further progressing the Guy, VS storyline. Cross vs Kang 3.5/5- Kang starts off strong in the very beginning of the match, then it pretty much stays even throughout. Alot of strikes came into effect during the match. First to crack at red limb damage was Cross, but Kang was soon to follow. Kang's yellow limb damage saves him from getting hit by Cross's fin, twice. The match soon takes it outside, but only briefly. Cross finally gets that yellow limb damage to turn orange, and goes back into the ring with Kang chasing after him. Cross also finds redemption, as he lands his fin on Kang, and goes 1-1 for the night. I really didn't see a problem during the match. A solid, and aggressive match. Next we have the Superhero interview, with none other than Virjin as the host, and he will be interviewing the FFB boyz! Well, apparently that sounded good on paper. It didn't go so well for Virjin, as he got served by the gangsters. I fount bit, and pieces funny during the RP. Although, I hated Malibu's Most Wanted. Page 4- Same RP from Cruz. Was there a mistake? Chris Mania vs Smythe Da Wonder 3.5/5 - Some of the songs that played during this match was out of place, imo. A match that showcases two different wrestlers, yet equally great talent in the ring. Sheep fucker against loudmouth. Well, the match started off even between the two. Both sharing strikes, reversals, and alot of grapples, and quicks. SDW gets Mania red first in the match, and I was surprised that SDW finished without getting red. I predicted this match to be close, and it really wasn't, as SDW walks out with the W. No attire mention for Mania this week, HA! Jack The Ripper is alive, and kicking ass, and burying people. He sends a message to The Air, with plans to not only kill him, but make it slow, and painful, as he'll take the title away from him. Creepy RP, and new gimmick, but it was very nice, and interesting. Keep it up. Page 5- Jay get's a surprise visit in his office by the returning, yet never gone, well sorta was, Kip Conrad. He comes in slurping on his slurpie with his girly friend, as he get's on Jay's nerves.Jay agrees to take a photo of Mr.Hollywood Kip, and his girlfriend, in order for them to leave his office. What happens at the end of the RP was disturbing, yet funny. Distrubing because it's not fair hot chicks go for other hot looking emo guys, I mean you might as well call those girls lesbos. Trips vs Cruz 3.5/5 - Non-facepaint Trips against the MexiCAN with inside voices. A match that had some promise, ended up not disappointing. Cruz lately has been putting on good matches, and that's a plus. Trips looks like one of those guys that spends hours, after hours in the gym, or buys bodybuilding magazines. Anyway, the match was solid. Cruz put on a solid performence, so did Trips. We saw in the match that Cruz played the soft style, showing off his reversing, while Trips played offensive, and aggressive. The match was pretty close, but Trips stayed on the offensive side, and kept going after Cruz, and only finishing double orange. Nice setup near the end into the fin for Trips, as he picks up the W. Page 6- Versus vs Anton 5/5!!! - I won't spoil this match, or go into detail about it, but OH MY GOD, this was such a awesome match. I never saw that coming, I can't believe who won. Must see match! Boldo vs Guy 4/5 - A match that alot of people have been wanting to see in this tourney. Match started off strong for both Guy, and Boldo, although Boldo had a little bit more momentum going for him. Boldo pounded on with strikes, and kept pounding. Both wrestlers played to their styles well, and especially Guy. Boldo was playing strong, but Guy kept fighting, and made a small comeback. Meanwhile, Boldo hits his rampage, and it was small, but effective, and I think it saved Boldo from a potentially strong offensive streak from Guy. The ending was markworthy with another WTF CUTTER. I really didn't see it coming, but always felt it coming, especially near the end. I think this match was intense, and solid. Both played very well, and I think Boldo's downfall for losing this match was that he was too aggressive. Sometimes it works out great, but against someone like Guy, you gotta be cautious. I don't know what version 2 was, as I only watched the first version.

Go back and look at the review. I edited in your attire mention. :)